Post One: Hollywood.

Hello to all that might be reading.

In this blog, I will mostly be discussing:

Current events
People
Salt
Ironclad ships
Indochina
Peanut butter on the roof of your mouth
and other subjects that follow suit.

However, today I am discussing the subculture of emo kids who have an odd, but very vocal obsession with the name "Hollywood".

Look, faggots, I don't care who you are. You aren't "Hollywood" unless that's how your name appears on your birth certificate. I don't give a shit taken by an unborn fetus if you are trying to be the next MYSPACE CELEBRITY. However, if you do try to attain this common goal among faggots, then you should consider slashing your wrists. Prime example: Asshat.

The URL you unfortunately just clicked on is the myspace of Doug Hancock. I had the unfortunate experience of attending college with this person, and I can tell you that his constant chain smoking and disregard for personal hygiene was appalling. He is now under the conception that his "cool status" has gone up substantially due to his less than exemplary success in the world of "design your own clothes". These clothes are based around this Hollywood theme. His selection is vomit inducing. If you are in the market for looking like a cock smack, then email me for the link: fuck_you@SuckMyDick.com

In summation, if the thought enters your mind to deem yourself "Hollywood", and traipse around like a homeless person that has a piercing fetish... You should start sniffing glue immediately; or at least until you lull yourself into a coma. Then you can do yourself the favor of not coming back out of the woods.

-T.